2nd place in Derby #73: Optimism with 1338 votes!

We’re not saying that the smiley face bag over the head isn’t a huge asset to the psychiatric field, far from it. When used by a trained professional, the smiley face bag over the head can sometimes allow a bold step forward that simply wouldn’t have been possible in the centuries before smiley face bag over the head technology was developed. And we’d be the first to point out how many people have gone on to lead full and productive lives with a smiley face bag over the head.

But there are those people who take the smiley face bag over the head to an extreme. Young people who begin to use the smiley face bag over the head recreationally. Or older people who try to self-medicate and purposefully use a larger smiley face bag over the head than their body can handle. Certainly, the smiley face bag over the head can do great things when properly handled, and we’re not trying to imply otherwise. But please, remember, the smiley face bag over the head can be dangerous. And it certainly should never be given to someone without their permission.

This shirt was designed by: sekiyoku, who now loves Big Brother. That was all it took? A paper bag? You could have at least held out until they used the rat mask.

Wear this shirt: when you are looking to counteract your friend in the Angry Day shirt.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you would be offended to find out the bag in this drawing isn’t made from recycled paper.

This shirt tells the world: “Your actual opinions are of complete disinterest to me and I have prepared a way to make you fit into my system of beliefs more easily and without your permission. Love you!”

We call this color: Cranberry Your True Feelings Deep Down If You Want People To Be Your Friend In Life

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