'tis the season
ACTUAL TRANSCRIPT FROM EVERY THANKSGIVING EVER
nomnomnom
“Can you pass the gravy?”
chompchomchomp
“Sure, can you give me a grandchild before I die?”
chewchewchew
“Anybody been following the latest political scandal?”
eateateat
“No, some of us are too busy to spend our whole day watching the news.”
gluglguglug
“Oh yeah, you’re so much better than me because you’re NOT informed.”
nibblenibblenibble
“Good turkey.”
Features
Standard Brand:
- Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
- Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
- Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
American Apparel:
- Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
- Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
- Manufactured In: USA
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
Specs
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 2.998s
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