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Eating Healthy

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 6 - Oct 9
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 3 - Oct 5
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Oct 11 - Oct 13
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The End QUESTION MARK

It’s the great irony of the food chain. That guy in the wheelchair is delicious, but high in saturated fats. Those fat kids who fall down a lot have a few thousand calories EACH. If you want to live to be six million, you have to start eating right. You have to start making the effort. In the long run, you’ll thank yourself.

This shirt was designed by: the loveable Tgentry, who knows that you can get alien ooze out of the carpet by using just a bit of club soda.

Wear this shirt: when you’re serving lime Jell-o to your kids. Pretend those chocolate chips were joggers.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a fresh baked loaf of bread. Instead, you’ll find a breadbox will be more comfortable while also keeping you fresh.

This shirt tells the world: “When did Woot turn into Hints From Heloise?”

We call this color: Slime On The Asphalt

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 13.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 47% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Eating Healthy by tgentry
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.