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Eats, Shoots, and Leaves

by midgerock

$19.00 + free shipping
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 15 - Dec 16
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The Bamboo Stalks At Midnight

3rd place in Derby #198: Shirt Title Reinterpreted, with 699 votes!

“Why’d you do it, Lenny? You were king of the jungle and you threw it all away for what? Your pride or your pride?”

“Both. I did it for both. And I’d do it again, Peter. I’d do it again in a heartbeat.”

“But why? The mouse was nothing. A silly two-bit rodent. You didn’t have to kill him.”

“Of course, I had to kill him. You don’t know what it’s like for me. The pressures that come with being royalty, they eat at you, little by little, until there’s almost nothing left. And when that rodent came to my doorstep holding that stupid thorn he’d pulled out of my paw and started asking me for money, for power? I didn’t know what else to do! If anyone had found out about that day, I’d have been a laughing stock!”

“But you could’ve gone to someone for help, Lenny! You could’ve come to me!”

“Don’t you get it? I couldn’t risk the ridicule. I’M A KING, PETER! KINGS DEMAND RESPECT!”

“And what about murderers, Lenny? What do they demand, huh? What happens when what you’ve done hits the papers? What happens when you end up doing life in a jail cave? You think you’re gonna get any respect after that? The law of the jungle has changed, Lenny. It’s time you got used to it.”

“Over my dead body.”

“Yeah, well, that can certainly be arranged.”

Wear this shirt: to a noir film.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a Disney movie.

This shirt tell the world: “You’ve made me a very sad panda.”

We call this color: White At That Moment, A Shot Rang Out

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

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  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Eats, Shoots, and Leaves by midgerock
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