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Enchanted Garden

by Kristen Stein

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
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We Never Promised You A Freaky Mindbending DMT Trip

When Voltaire’s Candide spouted that maxim about it being man’s duty to cultivate his garden—he can’t have been talking about crazy psychedelic gardens like the one depicted here. You could lose your grip on reality digging these bulbs, dig? Seriously, we’re getting a touch of vertigo just imagining the scent of those weird-ass flowers. And what if we aren’t hallucinating this bird? What if… the bird… is hallucinating us? Yeah, tend this ‘shroom-patch at your own risk, maaan.

This shirt was designed by: Kristen Stein. We know Kristen from her frequent Derby contributions. The internet knows her from her art site and web-log.

Wear this shirt: with pride, knowing that it was made in the U.S. of A. by workers compensated with fair wages.

Don’t wear this shirt: to a Cubs game, even if it is royal blue. You want some drunken Bleacher Bum butt-ending the redbird with his souvenir minibat? Your kidney’s under there.

This shirt tells the world: “Remind me, will you, what the Dormouse said?”

We call this color: Royale With Bees

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
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Enchanted Garden by Kristen Stein
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.