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by Lucas de Alcantara

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Predator in the Pipes

As a matter of fact, I could use some help! What would you recommend on tough clogs? Specifically clogs that bite.

Yeah, I’ve just got something clogging up my sink, you know, just the typical backed-up, slow-to-drain thing that’ll occasionally emerge while I’m doing dishes and try to nip off my pinky with its razor-sharp teeth. Do you have any tools for something like that? You know, like a special plunger for carnivorous clogs? Maybe something that’s half-plunger, half-crossbow?

Or you know what, I’d be fine with one of these pipe-clearing liquids. Which do you think would be the best for some major, thick build-up? Also, is there anyone in particular that works on fireball-shooting build-up? Because it’s hard to get my teenaged son to do basic household chores like bring the plates to the sink after dinner when there’s a threat that something might sear off his eyebrows, you know?

Oh wait, what’s this one here? The AquaFloot? It says right here on the box that it’s perfect for when you need to “charm away feisty clogs” and that it “requires far less effort than traditional plungers.” I’ll take it!

Wear this shirt: in lieu of your usual full-body Tanuki suit.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you haven’t eaten one of those size-doubling mushrooms yet. The shirt will look large and baggy on your tiny body.

This shirt tells the world: “Imma real charmer, kid, can’t yoshi?”

We call this color: Peaches and creme (mostly creme).

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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