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ETERNAL OPTIMISM

by Walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 11 - Jun 12
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 10
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

1st place in Derby #550: Starting Line!

oh you thought we were gone, didn’t you? you thought every single one of us got all dead during the fiery twilight of the cretaceous period, but boy were you wrong, amigo. we just went incognito.

and you didn’t even notice! you didn’t notice when one of us hid behind a big building, or when one of our own played QB for the Broncos in the Super Bowl this year, or even when we started strolling around your luxurious golf courses - although admittedly that one’s fair enough, it being florida and all. regardless, you’ve all been myopically caught up in your little universes, and you’re gonna be hammered with the asteroid of remorse when we, at last, take back our planet. then WE shall be the ones posting pictures of food on social media or complaining about single-ply toilet paper or operating divisive political campaigns. and y’all are gonna be the ones in museums, adorned with plaques about your dim-witted majesty while a child smears juice box residue on your lacquered bones.

our special today is roast duck with a pineapple-coffee glaze. are you ready to order?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 33.990s
First Sucker:
ionionion
Last Wooter to Woot:
leon2006

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 7% one year old
  • 85% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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ETERNAL OPTIMISM by Walmazan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.