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Every Single Morning

by Walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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Where would you be without coffee?

A Guide to Talking to My Mother In the Morning:

Pre-Coffee: Do not speak. Do not move. Do not breathe. Stand perfectly still. Like a Velociraptor, she can only see you if you move.

1 Cup: You are free to move about the cabin, but please do not block the aisles or speak unless spoken to.

2 Cups: Get some warm-up banter going. The weather is ok. Talking about the cats is ok. Do not mention the neighbors, the news, or the new grocery store they are building in town.

3 Cups: We are cleared for take off. Now is a great time to hash out plans for the day. Asking to borrow the car will yield a 50% of a positive return. But you still shouldn't mention the new grocery store. She really hates that thing.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!