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Evil-o-meter is at mission critical

by krisrobinson

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
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This Time It’s Personal Demons

2nd place in Derby #102: Pressure, with 796 votes!

I don’t think of myself as an angry person. But like anybody else, sometimes I get frustrated at the little roadblocks that block my road to happiness. And sometimes two perfectly good people can have a reasonable disagreement that leads to harsh words, sometimes in court. And sure, sometimes a guy won’t answer his phone or return your calls even though you gave him a hundred and fifty bucks a week ago for some so-called Maui primo so you have to go find him at his day job at AutoZone and grab a tire iron that’s conveniently sitting there and show the bastard what happens to people who take your money and blow you off like you’re some kind of idiot.

But no, I’m not angry.

Wear this shirt: to alert innocent bystanders before things get bloody.

Don’t wear this shirt: to any tent revivals or storefront churches, unless you want an involuntary exorcism.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m not exactly sure what ‘mission critical’ means.”

We call this color: Devil Grass.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 44.000s
First Sucker:
ewtye
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 57% > one year old

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  • 91% bought 1
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  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Evil-o-meter is at mission critical by krisrobinson
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