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Existential Threads

by Max Estes

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 08 - Mar 10
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 06
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Meta Health’ll Drive You Mad

Ever get the feeling you’re just another visitor to some online t-shirt store? As far as we’re concerned, you’re all figments of our imagination, computer-generated wisps of data, the faceless face of the target audience we’ve dreamed into “existence” to make our little t-shirt charade that much more realistic. But then, we don’t get out much.

This shirt was designed by: the pride of Milwaukee, Max Estes. Every day, he gets the feeling that he’s just another bunny in an Internet comic.

Wear this shirt: backwards when you and your friend dress up as Kriss Kross for Halloween.

Don’t wear this shirt: to your recovering hipster support group. Just the word “ironic” alone will send the weaker-minded ones into relapse.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m so bad, I’m good.”

We call this color: The Grass Face.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 34.000s
First Sucker:
wootalyzer
Last Wooter to Woot:
cinema82

Purchaser Experience

  • 9% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 38% < 10 woots
  • 25% < 25 woots
  • 21% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Existential Threads by Max Estes
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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