Existential Whale
by jasneko
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When you think about it, we all have such a short span of time to figure things out, don’t we? It sort of makes you wonder if it’s worth trying to tackle all the whys and hows of existence in the first place.
I mean, here we all are, hurtling towards an inevitable end faster and faster with each passing moment and, instead of just enjoying our lives, we weigh ourselves down with silly unanswerable questions. Purpose? Meaning? Who cares? Chances are we’d never understand the answers if we found them, which would then only force us all to begin questioning the very question we were trying to find the answer to in the first place. And what’s more is…
Hold on a second. A great big spaceship’s just landed and some fella’s just popped out, asked me my name, and checked his list. I wonder what he’s here for?
Wear this shirt: next to a bowl of petunias.
Don’t wear this shirt: thinking it will help you find the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything. That bit’s already been figured out, actually.
This shirt tells the world: “Has anyone got a towel handy?”
We call this color: Out of the Navy Blue
Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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