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Existential Whale

by jasneko

$19.00 + free shipping
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No Question

2nd place in Derby #227: Sci-Fi Kawaii, with 1169 votes!

When you think about it, we all have such a short span of time to figure things out, don’t we? It sort of makes you wonder if it’s worth trying to tackle all the whys and hows of existence in the first place.

I mean, here we all are, hurtling towards an inevitable end faster and faster with each passing moment and, instead of just enjoying our lives, we weigh ourselves down with silly unanswerable questions. Purpose? Meaning? Who cares? Chances are we’d never understand the answers if we found them, which would then only force us all to begin questioning the very question we were trying to find the answer to in the first place. And what’s more is…

Hold on a second. A great big spaceship’s just landed and some fella’s just popped out, asked me my name, and checked his list. I wonder what he’s here for?

Wear this shirt: next to a bowl of petunias.

Don’t wear this shirt: thinking it will help you find the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything. That bit’s already been figured out, actually.

This shirt tells the world: “Has anyone got a towel handy?”

We call this color: Out of the Navy Blue

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 14.000s
First Sucker:
Narfcake
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 21% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Existential Whale by jasneko
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.