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Experimental Music

by Tobe Fonseca

$19.00 + free shipping
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FOR SCIENCE

I've discovered a way to grow music in test tubes, thereby eliminating the need for Taylor Swift.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for your time and attention. I am here today to announce that, after years of research, I have developed a way to transmutationally generate, or "grow," music in test tubes, thereby eliminating the need for musicians and human creativity. This will permanently alter the course of human culture, ingenuity, and experience. I will now take your questions.

"What does the music sound like?"

The music generated covers a wide array of tonal qualities, but for the most part sounds a lot like Willie Nelson. The old stuff, though; the good stuff.

"How do you respond to critics who say this development will discourage future generations from striving to create and express themselves through one of the oldest and most timeless human endeavors?"

How would I respond? I would respond that we're living in a world with Justin Bieber, Nickelback, and Nicki Minaj. Humanity had its chance.

Wear this shirt: To that bizarre Music Theory/Biology Combo Class you signed up for without researching it.

Don't wear this shirt: If you don't like explaining the title to people who won't get it.

This shirt tells the world: "Yeah, now that you mention it it IS just the same note over and over again."

We call this color: Grassroots Folk

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Experimental Music by Tobe Fonseca
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