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Explore, Enjoy, Protect

by MJ for the Sierra Club

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 16 - Dec 17
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 13
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Welcome to Your New Planet!

A User’s Guide to Earth.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner/inhabitant of the solar system’s finest, most massive, and densest terrestrial planet. With every known inhabitable climate, millions of species of organic life (not to mention the inevitable onslaught of inorganic life in the next 100 years or so), and a magnetic field/ozone layer combo to deflect the horrible, murderous solar radiation raining down 24/7, Earth truly is the Cadillac of homeworlds.

In addition to your new planet, please enjoy this complimentary t-shirt, printed on certified organic cotton, courtesy of Shirt.Woot’s partnership with The Sierra Club.

Satellites and You

You may notice a large, talcum-colored sphere in the sky at night. It is sometimes also visible during the day, depending on atmospheric conditions. Many first-time planet dwellers often mistake this object for some sort of deity or point of worship responsible for crop failures, disease, or the return of the sun. Don’t worry! It’s just the moon. It might make your oceans get a little higher or lower from time to time, but other than that it’s harmless.

Basic Upkeep

Your Earth should be relatively self-cleaning, requiring little maintenance on your part. Organic waste will simply be recycled by numerous species who have evolved to do the dirty work. So long as you don’t do anything like introduce non-biodegradable items into the environment or pump a huge amount of exhaust into the skies and seas, you should have no problems!

The Life of your Earth

Your little blue planet should serve your purposes adequately for as long as you should need it. Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond our control, it will be reduced to a small pool of molten iron in 4.5 billion years when the sun expands and swallows the planet whole before expelling it as gas across the cosmos. But until then, take care of it. And enjoy!

Wear this shirt: OUTSIDE! Get away from electronic screens for ONE day in your life! After you buy OUR stuff, we mean.

Don’t wear this shirt: On Venus. It’ll be awkward rubbing our planet’s awesomeness in its face. Also, the crushing pressure and acidic atmosphere would ruin your shirt and kill you pretty quickly.

This shirt tells the world: “I am far more active than my XL shirt size would lead you to believe.”

We call this color: Pale Black Dot

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 52% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

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Explore, Enjoy, Protect by MJ for the Sierra Club
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.