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F This

by Zinodaur

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 24 - Jun 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 23
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Above and beyond.

There's criticizing, and there's reveling in it.

Ms. Dexmeyer? Can I ask a question?

"If you find yourself with the cognitive capacity to form intelligible sentences, Brian, then certainly."

"Right. About that. Was it really necessary to write on my essay, 'I expected more, even from a dullard such as yourself?'"

"Necessary? I would ask the same thing of your 'essay,' if you insist on labeling this drivel as such; was this even necessary?

"You asked for a book report-"

"I asked for your thoughts, your insights, your commentary on a reading, Brian. What you proceeded to belch out onto the paper was an inane, rambling semblance of power paragraphs discussing your dog and various chores around the house you dislike doing."

"But the main character reminded me of-"

"If you even read the book, Brian, and I do not concede that you did, you would know that Ms. Paterson's Bridge to Terabithia has literally nothing to do with such trivial concerns."

"I don't know, I thought Jess reminded me of myself-"

"Oh, please don't insult the characters like that, Brian. I've read Bridge to Terabithia, and you, my boy, are no Jess Aarons."

Wear this shirt: To your study group.

Don't wear this shirt: ​In the desperate hope that your teacher will grant you clemency based on your hilarious t-shirt.

This shirt tells the world: "I spend a lot of time correcting people on the internet."

We call this color: You don't even get a silver star.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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