Facade

by Steven Lefcourt

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Baby Blue

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The Eyes and Ears of the City (Also The Nose And Mouth)

Who says you can’t have it all? This luxury 83-bedroom, 64-bath home is the face of contemporary upscale living, with sweeping columns, a watchtower, and multiple rotundae. A gigantic public clock and your own personal bell tower ensure that you’ll always be on time, while fire escapes in either wing provide safety and peace of mind. A sterling example of Neo-Classical Victorian Italianate Early American anthrotecture like this won’t be on the market long. Act now and you’ll own more than just a ridiculously opulent, excessive home – you’ll own a friend.

This shirt was designed by: Steven Lefcourt, in hopes that it won’t be criminally underappreciated like King of the Beasts and Lightning Bugs.

Wear this shirt: with that kicky scarf and those super-tight pink jeans. It’ll be cute.

Don’t wear this shirt: while jumping off of a building. You’ve got too much to live for. And too many other things to wear.

This shirt tells the world: “The buildings. The buildings. Watching me. Watching us all. The buildings.”

We call this color: Babyface Blue.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!