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Faaaake creatures are the things for me!
Aaaaaanimals I will never see!
Thaaaat eagle has a lion’s paw!
Fictional beasties, I love you one and allll!

Real beings are what I like best.
No lion would live in a nest!
If something isn’t in a zoo,
I don’t believe in it, neither should you.

Jackalopes!

Just a goat.

Unicorns!

There were none.

But they do look swell.
All right, what the hell.
We’ll put them on a shirrrrrrrrt!

Wear this shirt: if you’ve got an open mind. Like, you know, when you’re having brain surgery. The doctors might really enjoy it.

Don’t wear this shirt: around that freaky guy who wears a full sized velvet cape and thinks he can talk to pixies because he’s three quarters dragon. Unless you’re maybe wanting an explanation about why this shirt ignores the latest discoveries in cryptozoology.

This shirt tells the world: “Teach the controversy!”

We call this color: Asphalt Me No Questions I’ll Tell You No Lies

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