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Fact vs. Fiction

by Steven Lefcourt

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 27 - Jul 29
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 26
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

What Is And What Will Never Be

doo doot doot doo doo BONK BONK

Faaaake creatures are the things for me!
Aaaaaanimals I will never see!
Thaaaat eagle has a lion’s paw!
Fictional beasties, I love you one and allll!

Real beings are what I like best.
No lion would live in a nest!
If something isn’t in a zoo,
I don’t believe in it, neither should you.

Jackalopes!

Just a goat.

Unicorns!

There were none.

But they do look swell.
All right, what the hell.
We’ll put them on a shirrrrrrrrt!

Wear this shirt: if you’ve got an open mind. Like, you know, when you’re having brain surgery. The doctors might really enjoy it.

Don’t wear this shirt: around that freaky guy who wears a full sized velvet cape and thinks he can talk to pixies because he’s three quarters dragon. Unless you’re maybe wanting an explanation about why this shirt ignores the latest discoveries in cryptozoology.

This shirt tells the world: “Teach the controversy!”

We call this color: Asphalt Me No Questions I’ll Tell You No Lies

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 1.000s
First Sucker:
kejira
Last Wooter to Woot:
sjz668

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Fact vs. Fiction by Steven Lefcourt
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