Falling Toaster
by dekonstruct
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A toaster in the sky. Sounds crazy, no? But in our little corner of the web, shirt.woot, you might say every one of us is a toaster in the sky—trying to heat up a couple slices of wheat without crashing to earth and busting into a buhjillion pieces. It’s no snorkle ‘round the shallow end, I tell you whut.
You may ask: What in the world are we doing up there in defiance of Newtonian physics? Well, what business is it of yours, really?
And how do we stay airborne? That I can tell you in one word: Idunno.
Wear this shirt: to confound all those squares who have to make “sense” out of everything all the time.
Don’t wear this shirt: in the flying bathtub; you’ll electrocute yourself.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m the toaster with the most…er.”
We call this color: Royal Blue Air Farce
Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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