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Falling Toaster

by dekonstruct

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 26 - Sep 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 23 - Sep 25
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Oct 1 - Oct 4
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It’s just bread that’s warmed up ‘til it’s just a little crunchy

2nd place in Derby #95: Pointillism, with 822 votes!

A toaster in the sky. Sounds crazy, no? But in our little corner of the web, shirt.woot, you might say every one of us is a toaster in the sky—trying to heat up a couple slices of wheat without crashing to earth and busting into a buhjillion pieces. It’s no snorkle ‘round the shallow end, I tell you whut.

You may ask: What in the world are we doing up there in defiance of Newtonian physics? Well, what business is it of yours, really?

And how do we stay airborne? That I can tell you in one word: Idunno.

Wear this shirt: to confound all those squares who have to make “sense” out of everything all the time.

Don’t wear this shirt: in the flying bathtub; you’ll electrocute yourself.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m the toaster with the most…er.”

We call this color: Royal Blue Air Farce

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 39% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Falling Toaster by dekonstruct
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.