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Family Breakfast

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 23 - Oct 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 22
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Family Matters

2nd place in Derby #224: In the Kitchen, with 933 votes!

He is dreaming. It is unlike any dream he’s had in some time. There are no dead knights here, no screams of galactic torment or anguish roaring through his mind, no fire. Instead, he’s in a room he doesn’t recognize, a kitchen, where he is preparing breakfast for two small children sitting just behind him.

The first child, the boy, can barely sit still. He is restless, full of energy, and always whining about one thing or another between frantic bites of food. “This jar of Imperial jam is too hard to open all by myself!” “Can we go to the pod races today, PLEASE?” “Hey, Dad, watch this!” The boy lobs a tiny piece of fruit at a large orb of blue milk sitting on the counter. It explodes, soaking his father’s helmet. The boy giggles. There is a bandage on his right hand.

Beside the boy sits a young girl. She has refused to eat anything on her plate all morning. Instead, she just scowls at him, stubborn and rebellious, then whispers something to the thing she has hidden in her hands. For a moment, he thinks he hears a familiar electronic chirping from between her fingers.

Suddenly, he hears the sound of footsteps coming from the other room. The children jump up from the table and into the doorway to greet a woman dressed in pure light. They take her hands and smile up at a face he dares not look into. He hears her whisper his name.

He wakes up screaming.

Wear this shirt: or do not. There is no try.

Don’t wear this shirt: or… Wait, didn’t we already cover this?

This shirt tells the world: “The meal has changed. Pray it doesn’t change any further.”

We call this color: Silver Saber

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 55.000s
First Sucker:
sodakar
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 18% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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