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Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!

by tgentry

$19.00 + free shipping
Olive
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 29 - Dec 31
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul Let’s Have A Ball

2nd place in Derby #65: Shirt as Costume, with 946 votes!

And so, hidden under the table, Jack heard the giant. The second the giant left the room, Jack ran for the giant’s safe.

“Three, Five, Four, One.” Jack whispered as he turned the dial. The safe opened easily. For Jack had learned a valuable lesson in social engineering from that man who bought his cow, and he was not about to waste it.

Jack grabbed the magic harp and ran for the kitchen. The giant’s cheesesteak would certainly more than replace his cow and redeem him in the eyes of the village All he had to do… was survive. Needle in hand, Jack began to climb, preparing himself for the final battle.

And that was when the giant had his third and final heart attack. Remember, cheesesteaks can kill. Take it from Jack.

This message brought to you by the Bean Farmers Of America

This shirt was designed by: tgentry, who has done so many different shirts we have lost count. Remember that one you liked so much that he did? No, not that one with the coconut. Jeez.

Wear this shirt: to remind yourself that no matter how prepared you may be, there’s always a way for some fool to screw you up.

Don’t wear this shirt: on the floor of the International Commodities Exchange. They’re very serious about that dress code and you won’t be allowed to execute any cow-for-bean trades without a tie.

This shirt tells the world: “My bread probably contains animal byproduct and is therefore not suitable for vegans.”

We call this color: Clinical Data Shows That The Olive Should Be A Regular Part Of A Heart-Friendly Diet

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 8.000s
First Sucker:
wovercast
Last Wooter to Woot:
tbarrie

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum! by tgentry
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.