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Feeling Self-Conscious

by ncowick

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 25 - Jul 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 24
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Same Old Routine & Microscopy

You can't spell optimist or pessimist without p.

Look, doc: I like a pop-philosophy discussion as much as the next guy who has applied for a job driving forklifts. It'd be fun, in a back-in-college kind of way, to sit here all day and muse on whether that cup I just peed into is half-full or half-empty. Especially if we're also watching Judge Judy, or some infomercials.

But that part of my life is over. The only question I care about now is whether that cup contains traces of any controlled substances. So if you could just send it off to the lab or do whatever you have to do so I can get this forklift gig moving, I'd appreciate it. I gave up wondering whether we all see the same colors when I gave up smoking weed. Which, for the record, was a lot longer than 30 days ago.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
nickshulman
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Feeling Self-Conscious by ncowick
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.