Han after all.

Like the legend of the Phoenix

All trends help our earnings

What keeps ShirtWoot from hurting

The force from our beginning

We’ve gone too far

But you know who we are

These shirts buy us fast cars

And at least it’s not Jar Jar.

Come on and buy at least one

Nerd shirts can never be done

We know you like a good pun

We hope you’ll all buy Fett Lucky

Pop culture has no ending

That gift keeps on giving

Per se, it's not stealing

If you want to leave - wait, don't actually do that, please.

Come on and buy at least one

Nerd shirts can never be done

We know you like a good pun

We hope you’ll all buy Fett Lucky

Come on and buy at least one

Nerd shirts can never be done

We know you like a good pun

We hope you’ll all buy Fett Lucky

Come on and buy at least one

Nerd shirts can never be done

We know you like a good pun

We hope you’ll all buy Fett Lucky

(times a billion)

(imminent shower of money)

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