You want realism in games? Okay, we'll give you realism.
You guys keep complaining that you want more realism from your games and we keep giving you browner and browner textures in first person shooters but apparently it's not enough. Don't you people realize that "realism" in games means "blowing up people in a desert?" What more do you want?
Fine, fine. You know what? Here you go, here's our new game. You're a cat. No, not a super cat. Not a cartoon character cat with a wacky costume. You have no super powers. You can't jump higher than a regular cat. You don't have super powerful claw swipes with which to dispatch your enemies, in fact you've been de-clawed. And neutered. You're not even an outside cat, either; you're stuck in a house and have to entertain yourself while your owner's at work. And you have a sleep meter that fills up super fast, forcing you to take a nap.
And just because we're d---s like that, it's got always-on DRM so if you're not on the internet you can't play. Enjoy signing up for Origin, you picky motherf-----s!
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Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
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Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
Fitted T-Shirt Fit:
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
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Sales Stats
Speed to First Woot:
0m 27.770s
First Sucker:
baybei
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience
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Purchaser Seniority
17%joined today
1%one week old
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