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Fire Dancer

by Annajo

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 31 - Sep 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 30
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Why Would Wiki Lie

1st place in Derby #59: At The Luau, with 661 votes!

This shirt made us immediately think about hula, and we were going to talk a little bit about the traditions and culture behind hula and maybe make a few jokes about topless women, you know, the regular stuff. But then, during our research, we discovered the hula maʻi. From what little we read, the hula maʻi is apparently a dance done to celebrate the High Chief’s genitals. Isn’t that the most amazing thing?

Why hasn’t this part of Hawaiian culture caught on with the mainland? We’ve got tiki mugs and flower necklaces and little dolls that haunt the Brady Bunch but no genital celebration dances. Step it up, Marsha! Tell you what, you want to impress the head of a multi-national into giving you an interview, a genital celebration dance is the way to do it. Just, for Heaven’s sake, don’t get anything wrong. Even the slightest mistake in the hula maʻi can bring everyone years of bad luck. And of course, it would be disrespectful to the genitals of the chief. A chief is going to remember things like that.

This shirt was designed by: Annajo, who probably had no idea we were going to take this lovely shirt and turn it into a discussion regarding the genitals of the rich and powerful. We hope you didn’t tell your mom to be here today.

Wear this shirt: to show that you probably have a copy of Papua New Guinea in your record box. And if you don’t, why don’t you? There are like three thousand different versions out there, there’s gotta be at least one you like.

Don’t wear this shirt: and expect to be ignored. People are going to notice a shirt like this. People who will come up and say things about genitals. And you’ll have to be prepared.

This shirt tells the world: “Hit me with your Kālaʻau! Hit me! Hit me!”

We call this color: Don’t Drop That Here Or You’ll Melt The Asphalt

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
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Fire Dancer by Annajo
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