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FireFlower Thrower

by Dann Matthews

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 22 - Jul 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Art is subjective, of course.

It’s a scathing commentary on the current geo-political unrest of the Mushroom Kingdom.

Koopsy, the enigmatic lightning rod of the Mushroom Kingdom’s art world, made quite a stir with his latest print. Critics have praised the work as “stunning,” “powerful,” and “thought-provoking.” The piece depicts the nameless mustachioed man who has several times materialized from parts unknown to terrorize the entire kingdom in a misguided attempt to “rescue” Princess Toadstool.

His guerrilla wars against the Bowser dynasty, one of the kingdom’s oldest and most influential families, have cost the lives of countless goombas, koopas, shy-guys, and cheep cheeps. Visitors to the gallery are divided in their opinions.

“I think it’s really thoughtful, y’know? It’s like, why can’t we give peace a chance? How ‘bout instead of throwing hammers we throw flowers?”

“This is incredibly disrespectful. My husband was knocked off screen by one of the fire balls those flowers produce and I just- I’m sorry, I can’t continue. I need to go.”

The piece will be hanging in the World 3-4 castle for eight weeks as part of an exhibit, unless of course the plumber from hell arrives and destroys the whole thing.

Wear this shirt: While filming a documentary to prove that you actually exist.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re into counter-culture art, because this is pretty firmly moving with culture.

This shirt tells the world: “What the world needs now is more firepower.”

We call this color: Slatesy

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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FireFlower Thrower by Dann Matthews
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