Don't Touch The Dangly Bits
You’re underwater… or is it in space? Maybe it isn’t even this
universe at all. Twilight, Negative, No Parking, P’, there are so many
Zones out there you couldn’t even begin to guess. All you can do is
focus on the little pink monster staring you down from a plume of Kirby
Dots. A octopus with super-science? A jellyfish Sorcerer Supreme? Do
those horns hide a lonely soul that only wants a friend or a gelatinous
murder-beast death-squid?
This shirt was designed by: Justin Lloyd of Black Sea Apparel
. From his Annapolis, MD fortress, Justin commands a fleet of loyal
hunchbacks that do his every bidding. Good thing he thinks small, or he
could be conquering the world instead of making lovely t-shirts.
Wear this shirt: to a summit meeting of the G-8. We’d just like to see it show up on the news.
Don’t wear this shirt:
Okay, there’s this little barbeque place in North Carolina, it’s about
an hour’s drive from Lexington, and you have to get off the main road
and look for this really big tree, I know that sounds funny but trust
me, it’s a really really big tree and you’ll know right away, and
anyway you make a left turn right there and drive for like ten minutes
and you’ll see this old gas station that reads “S ELL”
unless another letter fell off, but right there you’ll see this dirt
road, and you gotta go really slow or you’ll wreck your tires, and
don’t roll down the windows because that road is so narrow that the
squirrels will just jump right in your car for fun, but when you get to
the end of the road you’ll see this little shack that’s only open on
Wednesday for about a half hour around noon, if it isn’t raining, and
they have these ribs that are just soaking in sauce and the best iced
tea, and the cornbread, oh, you would not believe it, and you can’t
leave without trying a big piece of the fried catfish, because you take
a bite and wow! It would even make a Marine cry with joy! Anyway, don’t
wear this shirt there.
This shirt tells the world: “I read that whole stupid paragraph.”
We call this color: Garnish Of Lemon
Design specs:
Placement: Left side
Printed Size:
3X – M: 6.49” x 17”
S-WS: 4.86” x 12.75”
Color(s): – 300 C – 226 C – White
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