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Flow Chart of Life

by Jupilberry

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 28 - Jun 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Okay, everyone here? Let’s start this.

I’ve noticed some confusion about who to go to. Hopefully this flowchart will answer your questions.

So this new flow chart shows where you can take your issues, be they technical, sales, network, design, or otherwise. Any questions?

“I don’t appreciate this.”

Of course you wouldn’t appreciate initiative. Well now, thanks to the flow chart, you know who to complain to.

“I’m not entirely sure this is appropriate for the office, Tom.”

Since when did the free distribution of information become ‘inappropriate?’ What bizarro nation are we living in, here?

“I’m not entirely opposed to the concept of a flow chart, per se, it’s just that-”

I spend all afternoon putting together this project in the interest of efficiency and THIS is how I’m thanked?

“It’s more about the fact that every possible issue has an arrow that ends in a box marked ‘Go F&%# Yourself.’ That’s the part we’re objecting to.”

Oh. Well in that case, I’d invite you to consult the flow chart.

Wear this shirt: On Mondays. Mondays are always the worst, right? Ha ha!

Don’t wear this shirt: To your Optimists’ Club meeting.

This shirt tells the world: “Am I right?”

We call this color: International Organization for Silverization 9000

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 12.000s
First Sucker:
ablumhardt
Last Wooter to Woot:
jverseman

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 19% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Flow Chart of Life by Jupilberry
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.