2nd place in Derby #157: Reinterpreting Famous Art Titles, with 943 votes!

HEY-YOU-ARE-NEW-AROUND-HERE-RIGHT

YES-I-THOUGHT-SO-HOW-ARE-YOU-MY-NAME-IS-DIEGO-I-AM-A-MURALBOT

WELL-YES-I-AM-CUTTING-EDGE-THOUGH-I-DO-NOT-LIKE-TO-BRAG

HEY-WHY-DON’T-YOU-AND-I-HEAD-OUT-TO-THE-TERRACE-AND

WELL-YES-I-DO-HAVE-A-DIFFERENT-FLOWER-ALREADY

WHAT-DOES-THAT-HAVE-TO-DO-WITH-US

NO-NO-IT-IS-TOTALLY-COOL-I-DO-THIS-ALL-THE-TIME-SHE-DOES-NOT-CARE

YES-IT-IS-PART-OF-BEING-A-ROBOT-GENIUS-YOU-HAVE-TO-FOLLOW-YOUR-DESIRES

LISTEN-IF-YOU-ARE-NOT-INTERESTED-I-CAN-JUST-FIND-ANOTHER-FLOWER

SURE-IT-IS-NO-BIG-DEAL-I-JUST-FIGURED-YOU-WERE-THE-PRETTIEST-ONE

ALSO-I-BET-IT-WOULD-HELP-YOUR-CAREER-IF-YOU-TOLD-PEOPLE-YOU-KNEW-ME

SEE-THAT-IS-A-NICE-SMILE-I-KNEW-YOU-LIKED-ME-LIKE-I-LIKED-YOU

OKAY-WE-CAN-GO-BACK-TO-MY-HOTEL-OH-WAIT-SORRY-SHE’S-THERE-JUST-NOW

WHY-DON’T-WE-GO-TO-THAT-POST-APOCALYPTIC-FIELD-I-SAW-NEAR-THE-MUSEUM

YES-THAT-WILL-BE-FINE-JUST-REMEMBER-WE-HAVE-TO-BE-DISCRETE

ALSO-I-CAN’T-GIVE-YOU-A-RIDE-HOME-LATER-I-HAVE-A-THING

SUCH-IS-MY-BURDEN

SORRY

Wear this shirt: to cover your tattoo of Vladimir Lenin. If the Rockefellers are happy, everybody’s happy.

Don’t wear this shirt: while playing cards. It might imply you’re looking for a new deal.

This shirt tells the world: “I have no idea what the idiot who wrote the writeup is babbling about but that’s cool shading on the robot.”

We call this color: Painted Asphalt Wall

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