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Follow The Leader

by barthesis

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 23 - Jul 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Into The Light

Evolutionary biologists think that bugs fly around and into lights because they're used to using the moon and stars to navigate. For millions of years, the only lights they saw at night were thousands or millions of miles away. So when they try to navigate by a light a few yards away, their tiny minds get all disconfusalated and they often wind up spiralling right into the light, sometimes to their deaths. Insects are so stupid!

This shirt was designed by: Shirt.Woot member barthesis, who probably isn't as sadistic as this design would imply.

Wear this shirt: to call on the people to, like, resist following The Man into the, like, zapper of violence and inhumanity and stuff.

Don't wear this shirt: if Earth is conquered by a race of flying insectoid aliens, unless you've always wondered what it would be like to get zapped.

This shirt tells the world: "The only good bug is a zapped bug."

We call this color: Charred Exoskeleton.

 

 

 

 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 3.000s
First Sucker:
billyards7
Last Wooter to Woot:
seecott

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 11% one month old
  • 38% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Follow The Leader by barthesis
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.