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For The Birds

by cheesesandwich

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 13 - Dec 15
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 10 - Dec 12
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 18 - Dec 21
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Five Flew Onto The Cuckoo’s Chest

If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, what about five birds on your torso? What’s the exchange rate for that? Frankly, we’d rather have this shirt than a bird in our hand. It won’t crap on you, it doesn’t carry influenza, and there’s no risk that we’ll be blinded in a frenzy of pecking. Then again, this shirt has very little nutritional value.

This shirt was designed by: Amanda J. Barker, a Detroit-area graphic designer and lover of birds, scarves, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and her amazingly talented husband. Almost all of her shirt ideas come to her in her dreams. Upon awakening, she rushes to her computer to mentally vomit the ideas into a digital format.

Wear this shirt: when you visit the Canary Islands. (Sorry, but they can’t all be gut-busters.)

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re worried about being labelled left-wing. (Again, sorry.)

This shirt tells the world: “You may think birds are just vectors for infectious disease, but they’re still beautiful to me.”

We call this color: Little Robin Greenbreast.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 14% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 31% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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For The Birds by cheesesandwich
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.