I bet the phoenix was a little different when it came back, too.

Huh. I wonder what today's shirt will be...

Oh, that's cool! It's a phoenix! You know about the phoenix, right? It's a bird that GOES AWAY and then COMES BACK and maybe it's a LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT but THAT'S OKAY.

And whoa, look there! He's got snacks! You know what's better than some good snacks? Nothing! Man, that phoenix sure is happy with his new situation! How do I know he's happy? Because he ISN'T TYPING PROFANITIES INTO AN INTERNET FORUM, that's how!

So, if this shirt were to have a moral, it'd probably be something like this: sometimes THINGS CHANGE FOR THE BETTER, so it's always good to look around for goodies before you decide to complain.

Wow, what a great moral. I, for one, will be applying it to EVERYTHING I ENCOUNTER TODAY.

Wear this shirt: while you're waxing your firebird.

Don't wear this shirt: into the land of the ice flamingos.

This shirt tells the world: "I AM OKAY WITH CHANGE!"

We call this color: totally the same old black as always.

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