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Forget the Toys, I Want the Moon

by BootsBoots

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 26 - Feb 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 24
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Your Reach Should Always Exceed Your Grasp

3rd place in Derby #90: Almost, with 925 votes!

We’re all children when we want something. We don’t care what it would do to the tides or how much of the Earth would be destroyed on impact or even where we would keep it once we got it home. We just know that if we could get it, and keep it, everything would be all right.

We’re collectors, maybe not affluent collectors, but we’ve done okay for ourselves. We got that bear and that fishbowl. Remember how much we wanted them? And now they’re only stepping stones. Pebbles in the predestined path that guided us to to our one true love.

So maybe it’s better to have something beautiful just out of reach. Maybe our dreams are just a little sweeter if every now and then we find something that we just can’t have. Just remember that this shirt isn’t one of those things you can’t have. Hit that button as fast as you can.

Wear this shirt: when you go visit Neil Armstrong. He’ll pat you on the head and say “She ain’t worth it, kid” and how cool would that be to tell people, that Neil Armstrong told you “She ain’t worth it, kid”? That would be a pretty cool thing, all right.

Don’t wear this shirt: during an eclipse. That’s clingy and co-dependent. Just wait a few minutes, it’s coming back. Chill out.

This shirt tells the world: “Don’t fall in love with me. I have a dark side.”

We call this color: Na-vy Maria

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 3.000s
First Sucker:
Jestik
Last Wooter to Woot:
BootsBoots

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Forget the Toys, I Want the Moon by BootsBoots
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.