3rd place in Derby #182: Fire, with 700 votes!

Lucky? Yeah, I guess.

Well sure, she’s hot, but she’s a little odd, too. Like she’s always playing these little tricks on me all the time. They were kind of cute, at first, but now it’s just annoying. And whenever we’re together… You know, “together-together”? I feel like something inside me has just died. And not in the normal “A sandwich will perk me right up” sort of way, either. Then there’s her ears. Did I mention her ears? I’m a little afraid of what dating someone with ears like that says about me. Oh, and the other day, when she heard me talking on the phone with my ex-girlfriend Carla? I think she made the phone burst into flame. Yeah.

Heck no, I’m not going to break up with her, dude! Did you miss the part where I said she’s hot?

Wear this shirt: during a flame war.

Don’t wear this shirt: near dry brush during the height of Summer.

This shirt tells the world: “Is it hot in here, or is it just… Oh, someone set the thermostat too high. I see.”

We call this color: Creme Of Heat

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