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Free To Go

by ochopika

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 23 - Dec 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 20
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Easy Way's Best

2nd place in Derby #253: Insects, Bugs, & Arachnids (But Not Worms, Because Gross), with 622 votes!

"Did anyone try just lifting it?" Anderson asked. The other fireflies laughed.

Of course someone must've tried lifting it! Otherwise, why would they have settled on such a complicated escape plan? Surely there was a reason for all welding they'd been doing, for all of the yoga and complicated stretching, a reason for all the small explosives that they'd built.

Right? RIGHT?!

But no, Arthur hadn't tried, nor had Marco. Not Scottie or Thalia or Richard or Brenda. And obviously, Anderson hadn't either, given that he was the one to ask the question.

So, when they did try, and the lid lifted off the jar with ease, it didn't feel so much like a victory as an embarrassment.

"We'll tell no one about this," said Anderson, and the rest agreed.

Wear this shirt: when you're collecting fireflies of your own. The fireflies will think, "Hey, that guy believes in setting us free!" and so they will gladly fly into your trap. They'll never suspect that it's all just a ploy...

Don't wear this shirt: around hippies because they'll wonder why someone would put a bunch of flies in a perfectly good kombucha jar.

This shirt tells the world: "Y'all can't hold me back!"

We call this color: black as a firefly-less night.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 3.335s
First Sucker:
poorpoet2
Last Wooter to Woot:
rennyt

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Free To Go by ochopika
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.