Happy Fourth of July! If you’re not one of our international friends, you probably have the day off, and are celebrating by staying up late. Doesn’t that make you feel free? Free like one of those flying animals, the whatchamacallits. You know, the little dinosaurs.

They’re up there, high in the sky, our unfettered friends. They remind me of this guy named Curtis who used to play guitar near where I used to live. And man, he could play. Then one night he was playing poker with Big Jim and things got bad. Big Jim done pulled his pistol, shot his friend right between the eyes. Now Curtis is just like a breeze, blowin down’ the road.

Hey, think we might get a couple hit songs out of a story like that?

This shirt was designed by: kdeuce. When this sale ends, he’ll try again, but he’ll leave his woman at home.

Wear this shirt: if you’re a simple kind of man.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re Neil Young. Naw, just kiddin’ around, Neil, we think you’re great.

This shirt tells the world: “Gimmie three steps, gimmie three steps, mister, and you’ll never see me no more.”

We call this color: You Sure Got That White

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