Fresh Cake

by walmazan

$11.00–$14.00

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See the world’s hottest pastries going WILD!

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That’s right, Cakes Gone Wild is giving you EXCLUSIVE VIP ACCESS to the hottest clubs where only the hottest baked goods go! And these tarts (and quiches, and pies, and cookies) are taking it ALL off!

YOU asked for it and WE delivered! Shortcrusts! Cupcakes! Muffins! See them all completely blind-baked and ready for action! These pastries are shakin’ their shortening and we’re bringing you nothing but the butter, baby!

To order “Cakes Gone Wild Volume XVII” call 1-900-HOT-CAKE or visit cakesgonewild.com today! Order now and we’ll throw in a special BONUS video, “Cakes Gone Wild: Baklava Babes,” a $39.95 value, absolutely free!

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Wear this shirt: Into your local pastry shop staffed by attractive and easily-amused members of whichever gender you’re into. They’re going to like it.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re just going to drop cupcake crumbs all over it.

This shirt tells the world: “That cake is somebody’s DESSERT, you know.”

We call this color: Olive her frosting off.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
461C - 1225C - 1635C 7416C - Pantone Black 4C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s
First Sucker:
questionablesleep
Last Wooter to Woot:
mlevander

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 16% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Fresh Cake by walmazan
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$11.00 $14.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.