As we all know, the legendary phoenix lives for hundreds of years before it’s consumed by flame and reborn. But we’re not sure what happens when it gets stranded on Mars.

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The colors and forms make us think this indefatigable bird is actually rising from an oil slick or a chemical spill. We suppose those things can burn, too, although we’re not sure about whether they leave ashes. But never mind our nitpicking. You think this avian survivor would be upset over a few lame-brained observations from some frustrated copywriters who are in a hurry to get out of office on Christmas Eve?

This shirt was designed by: the four-fisted Derby brawler known as ramyb and Zenne. This ramyb gets around, Zenne, so we hope you’re taking the proper precautions when you “collaborate”.

Wear this shirt: and you will be granted the power to return to this mortal plane after death. Money-back guarantee if not completely satisfied.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re on fire.

This shirt tells the world: “Like the South, the undead, and the price of gas, I will rise again. ”

We call this color: If Phoenix Was Jean Gray, Wouldn’t Dark Phoenix Be Jean Black?

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