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From Your Sink Since 1900

by jewelwing

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 28 - Apr 30
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 27
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Boil Before Wearing

Hundreds of years ago, people would get up in the morning and walk to the center of town, where they would lower their buckets into the well and bring up water so that they could drink. Today, we get up in the morning and ride our bikes to the corner store where we can take bottles from the freezers so that we can drink. And also we pay for it. We’ve come so far!

But our water supply has so much to offer. All those drugs, flushed down the toilet. All those hormones from birth control and mood altering medications. Tiny shellfish and the occasional bit of metal from pipes our grandfathers made. You know what that makes a person? Strong.

So bring it on, aliens! We don’t need those cold germs this time. We’ve been drinking cow hormones for a couple of decades now! We’re a country of angry minotaurs, and we’re ready! Mooo! Moooooooo!

This shirt was designed by: jewelwing. who looks lovely but is probably too heavy to fly. Diamonds aren’t real aerodynamic, peacock.

Wear this shirt: when you’re going for a drink with Gregory Hines.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a Dasani rep. There’s no need to give away all your trade secrets.

This shirt tells the world: “You know, for the same price we could just have a few beers…”

We call this color: Throwing Out The Baby Blue With The Bathwater

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 21.000s
First Sucker:
AntarcticanMafia
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter127964624

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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From Your Sink Since 1900 by jewelwing
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.