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From Your Sink Since 1900

by jewelwing

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 06 - Feb 07
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 05
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Boil Before Wearing

Hundreds of years ago, people would get up in the morning and walk to the center of town, where they would lower their buckets into the well and bring up water so that they could drink. Today, we get up in the morning and ride our bikes to the corner store where we can take bottles from the freezers so that we can drink. And also we pay for it. We’ve come so far!

But our water supply has so much to offer. All those drugs, flushed down the toilet. All those hormones from birth control and mood altering medications. Tiny shellfish and the occasional bit of metal from pipes our grandfathers made. You know what that makes a person? Strong.

So bring it on, aliens! We don’t need those cold germs this time. We’ve been drinking cow hormones for a couple of decades now! We’re a country of angry minotaurs, and we’re ready! Mooo! Moooooooo!

This shirt was designed by: jewelwing. who looks lovely but is probably too heavy to fly. Diamonds aren’t real aerodynamic, peacock.

Wear this shirt: when you’re going for a drink with Gregory Hines.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a Dasani rep. There’s no need to give away all your trade secrets.

This shirt tells the world: “You know, for the same price we could just have a few beers…”

We call this color: Throwing Out The Baby Blue With The Bathwater

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 21.000s
First Sucker:
AntarcticanMafia
Last Wooter to Woot:
MattB79

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 36% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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From Your Sink Since 1900 by jewelwing
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.