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by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 12 - Jul 13
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members
Delivery Update: To keep our associates safe, we have temporarily paused production of all Woot! Shirt apparel. Please note that our estimated delivery dates have been extended accordingly. When production resumes, we will reinstate our traditional delivery estimates.

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Denied Yet Again

"It's a-me! Calling about my claim's denial!"

"Thank you for calling Kaiser Mushroomamente, this is Candace, can I help you?"

"Hi-a Candace, it's-a me, Mario!"

"Okay Mario, can I have your last name please?"

"Mario."

"Okay, Mr. Mario, what can I do for you?"

"I'm a-calling because I got this letter in-a the mail saying I've-a been denied coverage due to a pre-existing condition!"

"Okay, one second. Was this for your medical mushroom prescriptions?"

"No, this was-a the surgery I had on the sixth."

"Ah, okay Mr. Mario, I show that procedure was not covered under your existing policy."

"I know-a that already, that's why I'm-a calling!"

"Okay, well what can I help you with?"

"I want to know-a why it wasn't covered!"

"Okay Mr. Mario, I'm showing that your policy does not cover Bullet Bill injuries."

"How can that be? What-a the hell am I-a paying for, then?"

"Well, sir, all I can tell you is that your policy wouldn't cover this procedure."

"I would have-a never gone to world 7-1 if I'd known that!"

"I understand, sir. I'm sorry. Is there anything else I can help you with?"

"This is going to bankrupt me! I don't have that kind of coin lying around! What-a am I supposed to do?"

"Well, sir, I can transfer you to our Accounts Receivable department and they can try to work with you on an affordable repayment schedule with the hospital."

"You can't-a get blood from a fire flower, lady!"

"Okay sir, I'm sorry I couldn't help you further. Thanks for calling."

Wear this shirt: To the hospital. The nurses will get a kick out of it while they patch up your broken head.

Don't wear this shirt: While negotiating a settlement with the hospital.

This shirt tells the world: "You think you want socialized medicine? See how it's working out for the Mushroom Kingdom."

We call this color: Aetna Blacklisted me.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 35.882s
First Sucker:
nparmeter
Last Wooter to Woot:
maxpopie

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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