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Denied Yet Again

"It's a-me! Calling about my claim's denial!"

"Thank you for calling Kaiser Mushroomamente, this is Candace, can I help you?"

"Hi-a Candace, it's-a me, Mario!"

"Okay Mario, can I have your last name please?"


"Okay, Mr. Mario, what can I do for you?"

"I'm a-calling because I got this letter in-a the mail saying I've-a been denied coverage due to a pre-existing condition!"

"Okay, one second. Was this for your medical mushroom prescriptions?"

"No, this was-a the surgery I had on the sixth."

"Ah, okay Mr. Mario, I show that procedure was not covered under your existing policy."

"I know-a that already, that's why I'm-a calling!"

"Okay, well what can I help you with?"

"I want to know-a why it wasn't covered!"

"Okay Mr. Mario, I'm showing that your policy does not cover Bullet Bill injuries."

"How can that be? What-a the hell am I-a paying for, then?"

"Well, sir, all I can tell you is that your policy wouldn't cover this procedure."

"I would have-a never gone to world 7-1 if I'd known that!"

"I understand, sir. I'm sorry. Is there anything else I can help you with?"

"This is going to bankrupt me! I don't have that kind of coin lying around! What-a am I supposed to do?"

"Well, sir, I can transfer you to our Accounts Receivable department and they can try to work with you on an affordable repayment schedule with the hospital."

"You can't-a get blood from a fire flower, lady!"

"Okay sir, I'm sorry I couldn't help you further. Thanks for calling."

Wear this shirt: To the hospital. The nurses will get a kick out of it while they patch up your broken head.

Don't wear this shirt: While negotiating a settlement with the hospital.

This shirt tells the world: "You think you want socialized medicine? See how it's working out for the Mushroom Kingdom."

We call this color: Aetna Blacklisted me.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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