Third Place in Derby #24 (Inventions), with 377 votes!

Calligraphy comes from the Greek Kallos, a word that means “to harden one’s heart after rejection”, and Graphe, the goddess of clove cigarettes. So is it any wonder that this lost art has become so popular with the rebellious drama club kids? If I had a dime for every time I had to step over a reproduction of the Bayeux Tapestry just to get a coffee I’d be able to afford to wash the ink stains out of my Fine Prussian Socks. Honestly, what was wrong with semaphore?

This shirt was designed by: Newcomer mihalis aya! If we have had a mihalis aya shirt before, our staff historian simply failed to make the records prominent and clear, and we are not about to go into the records basement where he stores the old pots and the Mustek Mummy. It’s creepy down there.

Wear this shirt: when you throw down on the guy who always wears the t-shirt with a sword on it. Bustas in ya hood gotta step up or step off.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the Cumberland Pencil Museum in Cumbria, UK. The would be polite about it but you know they would die a little inside every time they noticed you there.

This shirt tells the world: “See? Not every cool design has to be made into a tattoo!”

We call this color: Maybe Thomas Jefferson Used A Pen Like This To Kick King George Out On His Asphalt

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