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Funk Buddies

by ndikol

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 01 - Mar 03
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To Skunks, Skunks Smell Like Skunks

Smells are totally subjective, except that one.

Did you know that, for dung beetles, the smell of freshly-laid elephant dung is the most intoxicating smell in the world? Elephant poo is like freshly-baked cookies for dung beetles. That’s because dung qua dung doesn’t necessarily smell bad, but our subjective perception of it makes it smell bad. Make sense?

Do you ever wonder what skunks smell like to other skunks? Like, maybe that scent is like a fine cologne for skunks, right? Wrong. Turns out that skunks smell just as bad too each other as they do to us. Science tells us so [citation needed].

Big whoop, you say. Yeah, big freaking whoop is right. That means that the life of a skunk is an infinite personal hell. It really makes you wonder about the benignity of the Universe.

Wear this shirt: over your last shirt once it gets too smelly.

Don’t wear this shirt: and expect to receive any kind of amnesty from skunks.

This shirt tells the world: “Why can’t we all just get along? Oh right, I forgot. That makes sense.”

We call this color: Silver-age cuteness.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 1.000s
First Sucker:
msherise
Last Wooter to Woot:
ae2015

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Funk Buddies by ndikol
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