When you're fighting a cat, you gotta know its weakness.

What the heck was that?! I just lost, like, half my health?!?

"That was Kitty Kahn's secret move: the Furball. All I need to do is hit up, up, down, square, 1, 4, diamond, smiley face, down, and select at the same time and I fire one off!"

That's not fair!

"Quit whining! You're just jealous that your character - Nick the Normal Guy - doesn't have his own special moves."

But he does!

"Sure."

No, seriously. It's just so powerful, I thought it would be cheating to use.

"Uh-huh, I believe you. NOT!"

Fine, I'll show you! Down, up, left, left, left, left, triangle, right trigger, left trigger, bottom trigger, crescent moon, 2, full moon, 5.

"What? All your character did was take a can out of his back pocket."

I'm not done yet. I hit circle to open it, and...

"Wait, what's going on? Why is Kitty Kahn getting down on all fours and rubbing against Nick the Normal Guy's legs? I think my controller might be broken..."

Nope. You've just been Canned. Looks like I win this one.

Wear this shirt: to your cat's amateur boxing match.

Don't wear this shirt: when you're cleaning up a mess on the floor.

This shirt tells the world: "You call it choking. I call it awesome."

We call this color: a silver belt in ka[t]rate

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