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Future Procrastination

by Odysseyroc

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 02 - Dec 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

3rd place in Derby #598: The Future!

The nice part about upsetting future you is that future you can never take revenge. Time's Arrow goes forward, after all, and future you is unlikely to invent a time machine. And hey, even if future you does, isn't it really past you's fault that now you is gonna pass the buck to future you? If past you had already done the work, now you wouldn't have needed to do it! So now you is always blameless. And future you will figure it out at some point on your behalf. Future you always does.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
6m 23.885s
First Sucker:
mxcchamp64
Last Wooter to Woot:
reanezxis

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 5% one year old
  • 92% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Future Procrastination by Odysseyroc
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.