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Fuzeball 5000

by cmdixon2

$19.00 + free shipping
Grass
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 01 - May 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 30
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members
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Man, do these things ever shut up?!

3rd place in Derby #150: Intergalactic Cup, with 377 votes!

I came here to watch the Intergalactic Fuzeball Chalice Challenge, not listen to these ridiculous Glangauxian Gorga-Horns. These things are so loud! And they just blow in them for the whole match! Ridiculous!

HEY! HEY YOU! WE GET IT, YOU’RE EXCITED. NOW KNOCK IT OFF AND WATCH THE GAME!

No, no you’re wrong, because if it was their CULTURE it would have a way to produce, oh, I don’t know, at least TWO notes. This isn’t an instrument, it’s a torture device. It’s like I’m watching Fuzeball from inside a giant hornet nest! This sucks!

I can’t believe we spent 8 million credits just to fly here and go deaf. This is the worst-

What? Goal? I missed a goal?

DAMN YOU, GLANGAUXIAN GORGA-HORNS!

Wear this shirt: The next time you get into an argument about free will versus destiny.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re planning on sharking some guys at foosball. A foosball-centric shirt is a dead giveaway.

This shirt tells the world: “You saw that thing move, right? Did anyone else see that?”

We call this color: GOOOOOOOOOOOOORASS!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 52.000s
First Sucker:
jstoteraux
Last Wooter to Woot:
andrealrichards

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 31% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Fuzeball 5000 by cmdixon2
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.