3rd place in Derby #95: Pointillism, with 790 votes!

Okay, sure, there’s gonna be somebody who thinks it’s the height of comedy to try and stick a TARDIS on your chest and ask how it feels to be a credit sequence. And, yes, there’s gonna be a person who takes out a laser pointer and tries to explain where the Delta Quadrant is. But that’s gonna happen any time you wear stars. You can’t let it stop you.

Instead, think about the way you’ll feel when you’re the best dressed person in Astronomy class. Or when a child asks if you’re a superhero. Or when someone says “Oh, I used to love that screen saver, rock on, dude!” Because those are the moments that will make it all worthwhile.

Wear this shirt: if you’re female, and named you’re XE.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you get dizzy easily. For this shirt to work, you’ll have to be spinning, as well as moving relative to the objects around you. Also you might be either constantly expanding or gently contracting, so consider that when you’re picking a size.

This shirt tells the world: “No, Galactus! Stay away! I’m warning you!”

We call this color: Black As The Void. Which Is To Say, There Are A Few Stars Clustered Here And There, But Mostly, Just Black.

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