Don't hate the player. Unles the player's kind of a dillweed.

We wanna be inclusive here at Shirt.Woot. Lest you think we favor one particular group, here's a list of additional enthusiasts we'd like to acknowledge and recognize today.

Pringler: Lover of potato chips.

Berber: Collector of carpet samples.

Heisenberger: Fan of some television show you’ve probably never heard of.

Souper: Compulsive eater of broth-based foods.

Booger: User of tissue.

Vumpler: One who vumps.

Gocker: Creator of vapid material.

Tromboner: Player of trombones.

Frogger: A dodger of traffic.

Smugger: One who loudly refuses to watch sporting events.

Mapler: A collector of Canadians.

Bearder: One who hunts beards for sport and food.

Trumper: Wearer of toupees.

Wubber: Enjoyer of dubstep.

Whammer: One who wishes to be awakened before a partner plans to go-go.

Fluffer: A fluff enthusiast.

Croutoner: One who plays the crouton.

Pantser: An expert in the field of pants.

Awesomer: Any fan of LSU football.

You're a valuable part of our audience and we salute you!

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